In honor of Australia Day – celebrating the 1788 declaration of British rule – I give you:
The Art of Eating Tim Tams
Step 1 – Open Tim Tams
Step 2 – Pour a glass of milk
Step 3 – Bite off one corner of Tim Tam
Step 4 – Bite of opposite corner and place end of Tim Tam into milk
Step 5 – Suck milk through cookie
Step 6 – Eat the soft, yummy, goodness!
Also mandatory on this day is eating Vegemite toast. Mmmm, Vegemite.
At least we have plenty of other things to eat afterwards to get rid of the aftertaste.